So. I followed an ad link to the Little Me website, just out of curiosity. They were making a big deal about dressing kids like kids. (Something I agree with.) They had on their home page a picture of a little girl covering her face with the caption, "Please don't dress me like a teenager." (Again, I agree completely.) So, I checked out some of their offerings in my daughter's size. And what to my wondering eyes should appear?
"Little bellies never looked cuter in this two-piece halter bikini." Yeah, huh. Whatever.
Irony, or hypocrisy. Take your choice.